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message myself rants

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Anonymous: have you ever done anal?

Yes. Twice.

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I went to the gym today, by the way.
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This was five months ago.

I’m surprised people are texting me. Though I am most of my town’s booty call. Fuck my life.

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Anonymous: whats your favorite position?

Missionary and doggy ;)

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Anonymous: tiny nipples are good, because nobody likes big nipples lol

Yeah they’re gross lol

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I’m way too high for this bitch. I had three donuts, ate half a family size salt & vinegar, and I’m drinking brisk. Life. Made.

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